Do you need to get your order before December 24? Follow these shipping class deadlines! This only applies to items that are IN STOCK. Reprinting , Short Delay, and Backordered items may not arrive before Dec 22 regardless of shipping.
International (Non-US) orders WILL NOT arrive before Christmas regardless of shipping method.
DOMESTIC (UNITED STATES & TERRITORIES):
Orders WILL PROBABLY NOT arrive before Christmas regardless of shipping method.
We'll still ship your order as quickly as possible but we can't make any promises now!
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