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    How are you going to die? You may have an idea, but you probably don't know for certain. Well, now you can, with the official Machine of Death Certificate of Predicted Death.

    Endorsed by Mandovar Excelsior, Clerk of the World Mortality Commission (Ministry of Determination), the certificate is a fully official death prediction, complete with file number and gold embossed MOD seal. Each certificate is filled out by hand, customized to the name specified above, and guaranteed accurate.

    Certificate info: 8.5 x 11", suitable for framing. Ships in a rigid mailer for protection.



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