Celebrate everything you've done wrong ever with the lizard of guilt plush. This incredibly useful item silently accuses you of ill-considered words, selfish actions and deep down could-do-better-if-you-tried-ness.
Made without sweatshop labor because honestly you already have enough to feel bad about.
Plush Info: 10" long, 100% polyester, made in China in ICTI-CARE certified facilities.