ADHERE FIRMLY TO THESE ORDERING DEADLINES FOR PRE-DECEMBER 25 DELIVERY
ITEMS ORDERED USING SHIPPING METHODS IN BOLD MUST BE LISTED "IN STOCK" TO MEET DEADLINES
NON-BOLD METHODS IN GREEN ARE IN THE SAFE ZONE, "SHORT DELAY" ITEMS WILL ARRIVE BEFORE DEC 25.
INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS: NOV 22
NOT GUARANTEED - INTL FIRST CLASS IS EXTREMELY FLAKY
USPS INTERNATIONAL PRIORITY: December 8
USPS INTERNATIONAL EXPRESS and DOMESTIC FIRST CLASS AND PRIORITY: December 15
USPS DOMESTIC EXPRESS: December 21
Shipping times for UPS vary but are guaranteed.
Go to the UPS web site to calculate shipping times
(UPS ships next business day if in stock; We are in Easthampton MA 01027).
We wish you an intensely pleasant holiday experience, where applicable.
Painstakingly redrawn from John Campbell's four stories about incredibly crummy things, this is the perfect thing to put up in your waiting room so the patients will have something to think about before they come in and sit down and complain to you about their relatives.
We are only going to print 250 of this version. If it sells out we'll change it so that it is different from (to) the first run.
The print is 12" x 18" on 10pt stock with dull UV coating. Approved for display in motel rooms!