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Distraught Fowl Plush
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Distraught Fowl Plush
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    Have you played the hot new game Distraught Fowl? Be the kid first on your block to own the first Distraught Fowl merchandise! Distraught Fowl is distraught! The Goats have invaded his bird village and his only recourse is to FLING HIMSELF at the goats. Occasionally losing life in the process. But another fowl will take his place... a fowl... even MORE distraught...

    Squishables are manufactured in beautiful China. They comply with U.S. ASTM F963 safety standards. Made out of all new materials (100% polyester fiber), safe for children ages 3 and up. When fully plumed he is basically a 15" diameter sphere with a filthy beak!