TopatoCo: Time Traveler Essentials Shirt

Time Traveler Essentials Shirt

$18.00 +Shipping Quantity in Basket: None

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This shirt has how-to information [ZOOM] on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH.

SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: this shirt also doubles as an "holy cow if this shirt somehow got sent back in time EVERYTHING WOULD BE CHANGED" item. This one garment - YOUR SHIRT - can/definitely will/might have already change(d) the entire course of human history. Wear it with pride!

PS: This shirt is also useful in the event of apocalypses!

Did we mention it also comes on a print?

Shirt Info: Painstakingly screenprinted on Mens Hanes Beefy-T in CHOCOLATE, and Ladies Bella Crew-Neck Jersey Tees (very similar to the American Apparel 2102) in CHOCOLATE! Print is about 14" tall, as big as we could get it. See sizing information if you are curious about how big things are in real life.

*2XL and 3XL cost slightly more and may be substituted with different brands/colors depending on availability. All ladies shirts are $2 more because they make us pay $2 more for them.

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