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Time Traveler Essentials Shirt
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    This shirt has how-to information [ZOOM] on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH.

    SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: this shirt also doubles as an "holy cow if this shirt somehow got sent back in time EVERYTHING WOULD BE CHANGED" item. This one garment - YOUR SHIRT - can/definitely will/might have already change(d) the entire course of human history. Wear it with pride!

    PS: This shirt is also useful in the event of apocalypses!

    Did we mention it also comes on a print?

    Shirt Info: Painstakingly screenprinted on Mens Hanes Beefy-T (or Classic) in CHOCOLATE, and American Apparel 2102 (may be replaced with Bella Crew-Neck Jersey Tees, let us know if you have a preference) in CHOCOLATE! Print is about 14" tall, as big as we could get it. See sizing information if you are curious about how big things are in real life.

    *2XL and 3XL cost slightly more and may be substituted with different brands/colors depending on availability. All ladies shirts are $1.50 more because they make us pay $2 more for them.






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