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Avoid embarrassing social situations with this attractively designed public disclaimer! This is the shirt that says: "I am attractive and fashionable, but it would be incredibly dangerous to ask me to dance. Please buy me a drink instead."

Shirt Info: Expertly screenprinted on 100% cotton Gildan mens tees, and ladies' Bella 6000 Crew-Neck Jersey tees! See sizing information if you are curious about how big things are in real life.

Ladies shirts are $2 extra because they cost us more, we aren't sure why. 2XL and 3XL also cost more.






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