ADHERE FIRMLY TO THESE ORDERING DEADLINES FOR PRE-DECEMBER 25 DELIVERY
ITEMS ORDERED USING SHIPPING METHODS IN BOLD MUST BE LISTED "IN STOCK" TO MEET DEADLINES
NON-BOLD METHODS IN GREEN ARE IN THE SAFE ZONE, "SHORT DELAY" ITEMS WILL ARRIVE BEFORE DEC 25.
INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS: NOV 22
NOT GUARANTEED - INTL FIRST CLASS IS EXTREMELY FLAKY
USPS INTERNATIONAL PRIORITY: December 8
USPS INTERNATIONAL EXPRESS and DOMESTIC FIRST CLASS AND PRIORITY: December 15
USPS DOMESTIC EXPRESS: December 21
Shipping times for UPS vary but are guaranteed.
Go to the UPS web site to calculate shipping times
(UPS ships next business day if in stock; We are in Easthampton MA 01027).
We wish you an intensely pleasant holiday experience, where applicable.
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Mens 2XL are $2.00 extra. 3XL is $3.00 more. 4XL is $4 more. May be substituted with different brands.