Do you need to get your order before December 24? Follow these shipping class deadlines! This only applies to items that are IN STOCK. Reprinting , Short Delay, and Backordered items may not arrive before Dec 22 regardless of shipping.
International (Non-US) orders WILL NOT arrive before Christmas regardless of shipping method.
DOMESTIC (UNITED STATES & TERRITORIES):
Orders WILL PROBABLY NOT arrive before Christmas regardless of shipping method.
We'll still ship your order as quickly as possible but we can't make any promises now!
Tired of not being able to be fatally injured using a blend of Western and Eastern medicine? This handy shirt lets everyone know the weak points in your nervous system, from the periform obturatus to the inferior axoradialis medii! You'll be losing motor control and having your heart stop in no time. A hit at parties!
Shirt Info: Screenprinted on soft, comfortable, and socially responsible American Apparel 2001 and 2102 in ASPHALT! Print is about 12" wide. See sizing information first, especially if you haven't ordered American Apparel before!
Mens 2XL are $2.00 extra. 3XL is $3.00 more. 4XL is $4 more. May be substituted with different brands.