ADHERE FIRMLY TO THESE ORDERING DEADLINES FOR PRE-DECEMBER 25 DELIVERY
ITEMS ORDERED USING SHIPPING METHODS IN BOLD MUST BE LISTED "IN STOCK" TO MEET DEADLINES
NON-BOLD METHODS IN GREEN ARE IN THE SAFE ZONE, "SHORT DELAY" ITEMS WILL ARRIVE BEFORE DEC 25.
INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS: NOV 22
NOT GUARANTEED - INTL FIRST CLASS IS EXTREMELY FLAKY
USPS INTERNATIONAL PRIORITY: December 8
USPS INTERNATIONAL EXPRESS and DOMESTIC FIRST CLASS AND PRIORITY: December 15
USPS DOMESTIC EXPRESS: December 21
Shipping times for UPS vary but are guaranteed.
Go to the UPS web site to calculate shipping times
(UPS ships next business day if in stock; We are in Easthampton MA 01027).
We wish you an intensely pleasant holiday experience, where applicable.
Forget those smug stickers plastered on boring rides by soccer moms still under the illusion
that smart people end up winning in life. Childhood seemed so full of promise and yeah we all had such potential. But
growing up got a little messy and now we know just enough about it all to feel like we should be doing way better than we are. Anyway here is a sticker.
Sticker Info: 8.5" x 2.75" weatherproof vinyl. It's a bumper sticker, you know how it works.