Contents: One Naked Person Shirt
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Contents: One Naked Person Shirt

    My daddy used to tell me that a person is only as naked as the amount of clothes they have on. He's right, you know. If it wasn't for that old, wrinkled shirt and trousers that you can't honestly remember the last time were washed, you'd be sitting there in your ratty underpants. Inappropriate.

    My daddy also used to tell me about Bigfoots and scorpions as big as cars, too.

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    Shirt Info: Screenprinted on super-soft, comfortable, and socially responsible American Apparel Mens/Unisex M434 Mélange Jersey Short Sleeve Gym T (Standard) -OR- Canvas 3055c in Heather Brown/Brown and Girls M304 Mélange Jersey Short Sleeve Gym T in Mélange Tan/Brown! ***These do tend to run small, if in doubt order a size up*** Due to availability, 2XL and 3XL are printed on Gildan Ultra-Cotton shirts in Prairie Dust. See sizing information first, especially if you haven't ordered American Apparel before!


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